I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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