I don't think brook has ever known best
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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