its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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