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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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