Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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