Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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