this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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