I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he puts the penis in happiness.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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