Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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