Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Randomize