i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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