Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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