Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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