There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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