the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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