I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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