I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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