so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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