can u get pink eye on your cock?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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