bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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