Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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