the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Shame - the story of my life.
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