So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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