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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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