Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize