when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I still have a little drunk in my system
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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