Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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