I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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