you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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