Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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