U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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