Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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