I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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