I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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