Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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