Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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I need you to use more vowels.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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