He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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