your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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