I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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