you guys were way drunker than both of me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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