there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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