Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
im holly from the hills drunk
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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