I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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