hell yes lets make some ravioli
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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