as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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