You work out of a Hotel?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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