Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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