Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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