I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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