If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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